TintuMon -He is little more clever than us

Tintumon is the Little Johnny equivalent of Malayalees. This character was created and spread like text messages in mobile phones,but his joke everyone likes and lasugh for hours.who ever creates the jokes everything have a minimum standard and its nice too.


Teache: Give An example to use neither-nor.
Tintumon: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable

Dad:Why aren’t you doing well in history?
Tintumon:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth


Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Dundumon: So, what did you finally do?
Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.


Tintumon: Dad , there is a small PTA meeting at my school tomorrow …..
Dad: Tintu , What do you mean by a small PTA meeting ???
Tintumon : It is …. . Just You , me and The Principal !!!


Teacher : What is the formula of water ?
Tintumon : H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHgNiHCl(COOH)2O
Teacher : What is this ?
Tintumon : This is Corporation Water!

Dundumon : Why did you sleep with a scale ?
Tintumon : Because , I want to measure how long I have slept !!!!!!!


Tintumon is following Pinkymol …….
Pinkymol : Don't follow me . My Mother is coming behind you .
Tintumon : Don't worry . My Father is following her !!!!!!!


Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa



Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ??


A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
tintumon: “same 2 you”


Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan


Teacher:If you add 3452 and 3096,then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?
Tintumon:Wrong answer..


English teacher: " 'Who killed the cat?' Begin the sentence with "By ..."
Tintumon:By the by, who killed the cat?.!!

Congrats to ONV sir -He very much deserve Njanapeedam Award

Prof.O.N.V Kurup, the renowned poet of Kerala has got the most precious literature award of India. O. N.V Kurup won the Njanapeedam award for the year 2007.G.Shankara Kurup(1965), S.K. Pottakad(1980), Takazhi Shiva Shankara Pillai( 1984) and M.T Vazudevan Nair are the other Njanapeedam winners from Kerala.Full name of ONV is Ottaplakkal Neelakandan Velu Kurup.He have given his contribution to Malayalam cinema and literature.Malayali's love him as a Teacher too.

Other Awards Won by him aer:
1.Kendra Sahithya Academy award
2.Kerala Sahithya Academy award
3.Ezuthachan Award
4.Sovietland Nehru Award
5.Vayalar Award
6.Vishwadeepa Award
7.Vayalar Award
8.Pandalam Keralavarma Janmashadabthi Award
9.Odakuzhal Award, Aashan Award
10Mahakavi Ullor Award etc............if i continue my page wont be enough...

Congrats dear ONV sir-You are really very much deserve it.Keep you rocking.We will pray for you..

ONAM-Festival of joy and enthusiasm

Onam is kerala's national festival.Actually its a festival of harvest and happiness.Story behind onam is to welcome King Mahabali, whose spirit is said to visit Kerala at the time of Onam.

Story goes that during the reign of mighty asura (demon) king, Mahabali, Kerala witnessed its golden era. Every body in the state was happy and prosperous and king was highly regarded by his subjects. Apart from all his virtues, Mahabali had one shortcoming. He was egoistic. This weakness in Mahabali's character was utilized by Gods to bring an end to his reign as they felt challenged by Mahabali's growing popularity. However, for all the good deed done by Mahabali, God granted him a boon that he could annually visit his people with whom he was so attached.

It is this visit of Mahabali that is celebrated as Onam every year.People will try to welcome with full happiness, well dressed and making good feat on ONAM day.

Also one important thing is that where we are we will try to reach in our home in that day and have a Family get together and share our happiness with paresnts and relatives bye giving new cloths and love.

A flower carpet called 'Pookalam' is laid in front of every house to welcome the advent of the vanquished king, and earthen mounds representing Mahabali and Vishnu are placed in the dung-plastered courtyards.

Although this festival has its origin in Hindu mythology, Onam is for all people of all class and creed

Aug 15-Our independant day

For this August 15th also at-least we need to remember about 1947 fight against British by the leadership of our national hero Mahatmaji for a minute at-least. Since they saved our country by giving everything to our nation. Because of their hard work only we have our good life today.

I have so many positive and negative questions:

>>Why Mahatmaji didn't get a chance to become the first PM instead of Nehruji? If all force also Mahatmaji wont agree to be our first PM (like Nelson Mandela)

>>If we fighted with the leadership of Nethaji, did we get freedom before 1947 Aug? maybe ,but am sure we need to give so many life more!!

>>All our freedom fighters got proper recognitions?

Waka Waka -This time for ??

"Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Listen to your God This is our motto Your time to shine Don't wait in line ..."


So this time for??Brazil (my favorite),Argentina (Messy can make it),England,Italy (Last King),Germans.... All are super teams. This is the game!!See the video here by shakira..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6ZxikBM-Pg

Why we are ignoring animals while driving?

If you check newspaper,daily we may come across news like animals are killed by vehicles.I feel very bad,since our drivers don't take that much care for animals while they drive.Did you seen anytime in the road animals like cows,dogs etc are waiting with full tension for crossing the road.
We humans believe the earth is ours and its not at all for other animals.Since we are too smart,we are using all the property of others and enjoying.If we continue this...please remember it wont be always the same.

So be vigilant and extra care if we see animals while driving and if they try to cross the road.Please stop and allow them to go anywhere they like and proceed.

Mohanlal -List of Awards he recieved

Mohanlal is today's man for all reasons and has become an unavoidable personality of Indian Cinema.Mohanlal is the Indian Army's latest brand ambassador. He will be given the rank of Lt Col in the Territorial Army to.

What kind of Punishment Ajmal Kasab deserve?

After a longtime wait and soooo many confession and questioning many people finally tomorrow we will know the punishment that kasab is getting!

I should say it will be a very serious issue that tomorrow judge decision,since according to the punishment given to him ..in the future people will think about this.

Sooooo..let him get the maximum punishment that a democratic country can give.

Also it will be a warning to Pakistan even.So WAIT & SEE

Thrissur Pooram-Pooram of all pooram!!

The famed Thrissur Pooram festival today enthralled thousands with its spectacle of caparisoned elephants, ensemble of temple orchestra and display of colourful umbrellas atop jumbos on the sprawling festival grounds before Vadakkumnathan temple here.

Thirty elephants vying with each other in a colourful display of umbrellas, including some that looked like a seven-storied building, Saturday enthralled lakhs of people who gathered at the Thrissur Pooram, considered the mother of all festivals in Kerala.


Elephant procession (Kudamattom) is the major attraction of this festival, which witnesses the participation of elephants from various temples of Kerala.Apart from this splendid procession, other attractions of Thrissur Pooram festival include a spectacular display of colorful fireworks, parasol exchanges, an umbrella showing competition, display of pyro-techniques, and drum concerts

Sakath Hot Makaa!!

Really this summer is getting "sakath hot makaa!!"Day by day the temperature is going high and year by year its going like anything....

Is this because of our good work?yess definitely...no doubt. every minutes how many trees are falling down and how many rivers and lakes we are filling and building concrete homes?

So what we can do to maintain our nature?
1.We can plant trees more...at least one tree per one citizen.its really possible!!
2.Please maintain our small lakes and rivers.
3.Please construct homes by keeping maximum trees that we can keep while planning itself.
4.Maintain our forests from fire.

Anyone think about birds and animals in this hot summer?? please think one minutes about this too!!
1.please keep water in your terrace/windows in a small pots.
2.Also try to give water to animals if you see they roam for water.

No doubt, really god will bless you,if you do any of the above things to save our nature.

OSCAR Results announced-2010

Best Picture The Hurt Locker
Best Director Kathryn Bigelow (The Hurt Locker)
Best Actor Jeff Bridges (Crazy Heart)
Best Actress Sandra Bullock (The Blind Side)
Best Supporting Actor Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds)
Best Supporting Actress Mo’Nique – Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire
Best Original Screenplay Mark Boal (The Hurt Locker)
Best Adapted Screenplay Geoffrey Fletcher from Push by Sapphire (Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire)
Best Foreign Language Film El Secreto de Sus Ojos (Argentina) – Juan Jose Campanella
Best Original Song “The Weary Kind” (Crazy Heart) – Ryan Bingham and T-Bone Burnett
Best Original Score Up – Michael Giacchino
Best Film Editing The Hurt Locker (Chris Innis and Bob Murawski)
Best Sound Editing The Hurt Locker – Paul N.J. Ottosson
Best Sound Mixing The Hurt Locker – Paul N.J. Ottosson and Ray Beckett
Best Documentary Feature Film The Cove (Louie Psihoyos and Fisher Stevens)
Best Documentary Short Film Music by Prudence – Roger Ross Williams and Elinor Burkett
Best Animated Feature Film Up
Best Animated Short Film Logorama – Nicolas Schmerkin
Best Live Action Short Film The New Tenants (Joachim Back and Tivi Magnusson)
Best Cinematography Avatar – Mauro Fiore
Best Visual Effects Avatar (Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones)
Best Art Direction Avatar – Art Direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg; Set Decoration: Kim Sinclair
Best Makeup Star Trek – Barney Burman, Mindy Hall and Joel Harlow
Best Costume Design The Young Victoria – Sandy Powell

Hamara Hockey

Why Hockey and other Indian games not getting that much as hype and publicity like cricket.is this because of our media not giving a chance.Last day I just checked the Times of India,that we won the first match,but still in the newspaper I seen small column.If its happened for cricket it will be 2 page story.

Do we the audience doesn't like our games like hockey,kabadi etc.Or we like only cricket?
Why cant we support all the games equally?....
I seen so many people watch cricket only to showoff in office and within friends to make they are update in cricket..is this correct? may be I am wrong even!!

What ever it is "All Is Well!!"

Nature and Environment behaves badly...

Not sure why our nature and environment acting like this...No reason otherthan ours (human) works may be provoked her... no one caring her,since she care us a lot and give all for us.There is no question,now a days humans are SELFISH.how its come to us...Answer::Money.
For moneywe will do anything right? we are spoling the natures beauty.so may be she also thought why she needs to allow he junk human here...It will end one day,damn sure.if we provoke her like this.

Did you noticed temperature increases every year drastically...Alo raining season schudule totally changed...

Plasticsss:we cant live without this...?
20+stored builds:without his what development right?

For metro or express highways:nothing wrong in killing trees?

Is there some forests left? It will be politicians own property ,if he get a chance of 1 year to rule..

Do we need to fear god? because of this only we touched nature in olden days.Now all technologies right?

I dont know what to tell........

but please think once and do something from your end too..at least one tree..Otherwise.sunami,floods,temparature ....

Heartly Condolence to Hannefa and Girish puthancheri

Malayalam Cinema had a big lost weeks as well.great comedy actor cum directory cochin Haneefa passed away.he acted nearly thousands of movies including Malayalam and Tamil.
He directed the suprt hit movie "Valsalyam".



Popular Malayalam film lyricist Girish Puthenchery died at a private hospital here yesterday night following a cererbal haemorrhage.He have sritten lyrics for nearly 300 cinema songs.Also he written script for nearly 3 movis.

To See The GOD

Yesterday in Amritha TV i saw a spiritual talk,really its so interesting.So I thought of sharing.The story is like this:
One day a gentleman went to a barber shop for cutting his hair.and in the discussion with the barber,he talked about god.And he told in the world ,there is no GOD.If you want to prove please go through the streets and see how many poor people and so many have so much issues.But when the gentle man thought about it he also having same feeling.He didn't argued with the Barber even.

But after his hair cut,he just passed through the street,suddenly he saw a another young man walking with full of hairs,looks like he never done a cutting.So he got the IDEA.

Directly he went to the barber shop and told to the barber that "seem like in our world ,there is no Barber.If you need proof.Please just see the man walking through the street with long hair."
Barber shocked and told "No Noooooooo " and "its not mean that no barber...Its mean that guy not going to the barbershop."

Then our Gentle man told him "same thing only with GOD also.Its mean god not there,We are not going to him"

The theme behind this is "GOD IS WITH US ALWAYS.BUT WE TOO NEED TO REACH HIM OR NEED TO GO TO HIM"