TintuMon -He is little more clever than us

Tintumon is the Little Johnny equivalent of Malayalees. This character was created and spread like text messages in mobile phones,but his joke everyone likes and lasugh for hours.who ever creates the jokes everything have a minimum standard and its nice too.


Teache: Give An example to use neither-nor.
Tintumon: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable

Dad:Why aren’t you doing well in history?
Tintumon:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth


Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Dundumon: So, what did you finally do?
Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.


Tintumon: Dad , there is a small PTA meeting at my school tomorrow …..
Dad: Tintu , What do you mean by a small PTA meeting ???
Tintumon : It is …. . Just You , me and The Principal !!!


Teacher : What is the formula of water ?
Tintumon : H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHgNiHCl(COOH)2O
Teacher : What is this ?
Tintumon : This is Corporation Water!

Dundumon : Why did you sleep with a scale ?
Tintumon : Because , I want to measure how long I have slept !!!!!!!


Tintumon is following Pinkymol …….
Pinkymol : Don't follow me . My Mother is coming behind you .
Tintumon : Don't worry . My Father is following her !!!!!!!


Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa



Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ??


A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
tintumon: “same 2 you”


Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan


Teacher:If you add 3452 and 3096,then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?
Tintumon:Wrong answer..


English teacher: " 'Who killed the cat?' Begin the sentence with "By ..."
Tintumon:By the by, who killed the cat?.!!

Congrats to ONV sir -He very much deserve Njanapeedam Award

Prof.O.N.V Kurup, the renowned poet of Kerala has got the most precious literature award of India. O. N.V Kurup won the Njanapeedam award for the year 2007.G.Shankara Kurup(1965), S.K. Pottakad(1980), Takazhi Shiva Shankara Pillai( 1984) and M.T Vazudevan Nair are the other Njanapeedam winners from Kerala.Full name of ONV is Ottaplakkal Neelakandan Velu Kurup.He have given his contribution to Malayalam cinema and literature.Malayali's love him as a Teacher too.

Other Awards Won by him aer:
1.Kendra Sahithya Academy award
2.Kerala Sahithya Academy award
3.Ezuthachan Award
4.Sovietland Nehru Award
5.Vayalar Award
6.Vishwadeepa Award
7.Vayalar Award
8.Pandalam Keralavarma Janmashadabthi Award
9.Odakuzhal Award, Aashan Award
10Mahakavi Ullor Award etc............if i continue my page wont be enough...

Congrats dear ONV sir-You are really very much deserve it.Keep you rocking.We will pray for you..

ONAM-Festival of joy and enthusiasm

Onam is kerala's national festival.Actually its a festival of harvest and happiness.Story behind onam is to welcome King Mahabali, whose spirit is said to visit Kerala at the time of Onam.

Story goes that during the reign of mighty asura (demon) king, Mahabali, Kerala witnessed its golden era. Every body in the state was happy and prosperous and king was highly regarded by his subjects. Apart from all his virtues, Mahabali had one shortcoming. He was egoistic. This weakness in Mahabali's character was utilized by Gods to bring an end to his reign as they felt challenged by Mahabali's growing popularity. However, for all the good deed done by Mahabali, God granted him a boon that he could annually visit his people with whom he was so attached.

It is this visit of Mahabali that is celebrated as Onam every year.People will try to welcome with full happiness, well dressed and making good feat on ONAM day.

Also one important thing is that where we are we will try to reach in our home in that day and have a Family get together and share our happiness with paresnts and relatives bye giving new cloths and love.

A flower carpet called 'Pookalam' is laid in front of every house to welcome the advent of the vanquished king, and earthen mounds representing Mahabali and Vishnu are placed in the dung-plastered courtyards.

Although this festival has its origin in Hindu mythology, Onam is for all people of all class and creed

Aug 15-Our independant day

For this August 15th also at-least we need to remember about 1947 fight against British by the leadership of our national hero Mahatmaji for a minute at-least. Since they saved our country by giving everything to our nation. Because of their hard work only we have our good life today.

I have so many positive and negative questions:

>>Why Mahatmaji didn't get a chance to become the first PM instead of Nehruji? If all force also Mahatmaji wont agree to be our first PM (like Nelson Mandela)

>>If we fighted with the leadership of Nethaji, did we get freedom before 1947 Aug? maybe ,but am sure we need to give so many life more!!

>>All our freedom fighters got proper recognitions?

Waka Waka -This time for ??

"Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Listen to your God This is our motto Your time to shine Don't wait in line ..."


So this time for??Brazil (my favorite),Argentina (Messy can make it),England,Italy (Last King),Germans.... All are super teams. This is the game!!See the video here by shakira..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6ZxikBM-Pg

Why we are ignoring animals while driving?

If you check newspaper,daily we may come across news like animals are killed by vehicles.I feel very bad,since our drivers don't take that much care for animals while they drive.Did you seen anytime in the road animals like cows,dogs etc are waiting with full tension for crossing the road.
We humans believe the earth is ours and its not at all for other animals.Since we are too smart,we are using all the property of others and enjoying.If we continue this...please remember it wont be always the same.

So be vigilant and extra care if we see animals while driving and if they try to cross the road.Please stop and allow them to go anywhere they like and proceed.

Mohanlal -List of Awards he recieved

Mohanlal is today's man for all reasons and has become an unavoidable personality of Indian Cinema.Mohanlal is the Indian Army's latest brand ambassador. He will be given the rank of Lt Col in the Territorial Army to.